$HOBA Honey Badger Token
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$HOBA

Zero promises. Zero roadmap. Zero f*cks.

Contract address 0x582547bc3a38d646e171e921536346d9ad880b22
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Deadpan $HOBA honey badger mascot holding a dead cobra in his mouth.
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Who is HOBA

01

Fearless by record

The honey badger is the Guinness-level idea of fearlessness. A useful trait when candles get theatrical.

02

Immune to venom

Cobra bite. Short nap. Back to dinner. HOBA treats FUD as a weather report.

03

Sleeps through red

A -70% candle is not a thesis. It is a place to lie down for twenty minutes.

Tokenomics

100% circulating
0% team
0 promises
Supply
1,000,000,000
Chain
Robinhood Chain
LP status
In the market
Contract
0x582547bc3a38d646e171e921536346d9ad880b22

Anti-roadmap

  1. Q1

    exist.

  2. Q2

    exist.

  3. Q3

    exist.

  4. Q4

    see Q3.

How to buy

1

Bridge

Move funds to Robinhood Chain. No ceremony.

Open bridge
2

DEX

Open Uniswap and select the token contract.

Open Uniswap
3

Swap

Swap, breathe, do less.

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FAQ

Wen moon?

Honey badgers don't fly.

Where's the team?

There is no team.

Utility?

He eats cobras.

Socials?

He's a badger. Badgers don't tweet.